The Super Bowl is not just a football game. It’s also a traveling show. And the prop bets available at sites for betting on the NFL are the sideshow freaks. Generally, the best Super Bowl sportsbooks are for football fans. This time of the year, though, they are also for fans of the History Channel. You know, people who don’t believe in coincidences. And also for people who, like Cosmo Kramer, will bet on events such as the timing of airport arrivals. In the words of Hans and Franz, hear me now and believe me later.
Will Demi Lovato re-enter rehab within 30 days of the Super Bowl
- Yes +550
- No -1000
American singer, songwriter, actress, and television personality Demi Lovato is slated to sing the national anthem. She has placed seven top-20 tracks on the Billboard Hot 100; “This Is Me”, “Here We Go Again”, “Skyscraper”, “Give Your Heart a Break”, “Heart Attack”, “Cool for the Summer”, “Sorry Not Sorry. None of which I have ever listened to. She has also suffered from depression, eating disorders, self-harm, and bullying before going into rehab for the first time at age 18. She was hospitalized for two weeks and subsequently entered an in-patient rehab facility in 2018.
Will Jennifer Lopez and Shakira kiss
- Yes +800
- No -2000
Here we have shades of that Madonna-Britney-Xtina threeway kiss at 2003 MTV Video Music Awards. I can totally understand why many of straight men – myself included – and lesbian women would want that to happen. However, I’m afraid this is nothing but a case of wishful thinking.
‘Epstein didn’t kill himself’ sing will be shown
- Yes +300
- No -500
Jeffrey Epstein was an American financier and convicted sex offender. He was found dead in his cell at the Metropolitan Correctional Center (MCC) in New York City at 6:30 a.m. EDT on August 10, 2019. The Bureau of Prisons and U.S. Attorney General William Barr called the death an apparent suicide. The Justice Department is investigating the circumstances surrounding his death. And sites for betting on the NFL are giving odds on whether such a sign will be shown during Super Bowl LIV.
Number of women to claim sleeping with Jimmy G. during Super Bowl week
- Over 1 -120
- Under 1 -120
Jimmy Garoppolo is of course the San Francisco 49ers starting QB. About a year and a half ago he made headlines for going out to dinner with porn star Kiara Mia. I’m still undecided whether that would make him popular or unpopular with women. Also, why is there no prop bet on the number of men claiming to sleep with him? That’s just not politically correct.
Antonio Brown to be arrested on the day of the Super Bowl
- Yes +500
- No -1000
On September 10, 2019, Brown’s former trainer Britney Taylor filed a lawsuit alleging the wide receiver sexually assaulted her three times. Taylor claimed he exposed himself to her, ejaculated on her back, and raped her. As expected, Brown and his legal team denied the allegations. On September 16, a second woman accused him of sexual misconduct.
Will Julia Rose or Lauren Summer be shown flashing
- Yes +2000
- No -5000
Yeah, I have absolutely no flipping idea who these people are. Are they famous? Reality TV personalities, perhaps? Personally, sites for betting on the NFL should have a prop for whether J-Lo or Shakira will be shown flashing. Oh, wait; they do.
Will Jennifer Lopez or Shakira experience a wardrobe malfunction
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- Yes +800
- No -2000
And on a related note…
Will Jennifer Lopez show butt cleavage
- Yes +500
- No -1000
And you thought the gambling business was seedy.
